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Grumpy Grandma - August 2015

Aug 07, 2015 12:23PM ● Published by Grumpy Grandma

Bonjour my Cajun friends, it’s me again, opinionated columnist and general know it all Mrs. Nettie Mae Avec Domino.

Well I got deux letters to discuss with y’all. Da first letter say this.

Dear Nettie Mae,

My son just told me I got a Anti-Virus and dat I should be worried about a cyber attack!

What do I do?

Signed - Desperate in Delcambre

Mon dieu!!! Thank you for contacting me about dat. Lord knows the last thing we need at our age is a cyber attack. My sister got one a few years ago and quite frankly, she never recovered. Now she gets the attacks every time it rains or she has to drive for a long time. Da doctor told her she need a IT man… Huh, I think she needs a man with a job! But who am I to judge. Anyway, da best way that I know to stop dat cyber attack is to get a good poncho and when you on a long drive, stop and walk every once in a while...  

 When I read dis next letter I got so mad I'bout threw it away, but being a professional advice columnist you just can't do dat, so here it is...

 Dear Mrs. Domino,

I need help! I am having trouble with them Gd IsIs boys down the street. They always shooting fire crackers and burning incense. They got big beards and always racing their jihad’s down the street. I just don’t know what to do. I’m afraid they gonna bring my property value down or something! What to do?

Signed - Terrorized on da Bayou

Huh!!! Well first of all… I know das you Ella!!! You told me dat same story last week and I already told you to leave them boys alone. One day they gonna grow up and you gonna need them to cut you grass or trim you trees. Now I don’t know nuttin about no burning incense, but I do know they starting to burn the cane, so das probably what you smelling. Now, one last thing before you start a international incident, learn how to spell Grand Isle !!!        

Anyway, dats all I got time for today, but if you got something to tell me or need sum advice? Send you stuff to and I’m gonna read it. 

Au revoir y’all,

Mrs. Nettie Mae Avec Domino

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