Grumpy Grandma - August 2015
Aug 07, 2015 12:23PM, Published by Grumpy Grandma, Categories: Acadiana Life
Bonjour my Cajun friends, it’s me again, opinionated columnist and general know it all Mrs. Nettie Mae Avec Domino.
Well I got deux letters to discuss with y’all. Da first letter say this.
Dear Nettie Mae,
My son just told me I got a Anti-Virus and dat I should be worried about a cyber attack!
What do I do?
Signed - Desperate in Delcambre
Mon dieu!!! Thank you
for contacting me about dat. Lord knows the last thing we need at our age is a
cyber attack. My sister got one a few years ago and quite frankly, she never
recovered. Now she gets the attacks every time it rains or she has to drive for
a long time. Da doctor told her she need a IT man… Huh, I think she needs a man
with a job! But who am I to judge. Anyway, da best way that I know to stop dat
cyber attack is to get a good poncho and when you on a long drive, stop and walk every once in a while...
When I read dis next letter I got so mad I'bout threw it away, but being a professional advice columnist you just can't do dat, so here it is...
Dear Mrs. Domino,
I need help! I am having trouble with them Gd IsIs boys down the street. They always shooting fire crackers and burning incense. They got big beards and always racing their jihad’s down the street. I just don’t know what to do. I’m afraid they gonna bring my property value down or something! What to do?
Signed - Terrorized on da Bayou
Huh!!! Well first of all… I know das you Ella!!! You told me dat same story last week and I already told you to leave them boys alone. One day they gonna grow up and you gonna need them to cut you grass or trim you trees. Now I don’t know nuttin about no burning incense, but I do know they starting to burn the cane, so das probably what you smelling. Now, one last thing before you start a international incident, learn how to spell Grand Isle !!!
Anyway, dats all I got time for today, but if you got something to tell me or need sum advice? Send you stuff to firstname.lastname@example.org and I’m gonna read it.
Mrs. Nettie Mae Avec Domino