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Grumpy Grandma

Aug 01, 2016 01:17PM ● By Grumpy Grandma
Grumpy Grandma 

Bonjour ma Cajun friends—it’s me again; opinionated columnist and general know-it-all Mrs. Nettie Mae Avec Domino and boy-o-boy do we have a lot to cover this month!

First, about da issue of public school kids not wanting to stand during the Pledge of Allegiance because of religious preferences and not supporting this here United States of America. Let me tell you one damn thing; if you got another God, then don’t say the parts of the pledge dat may keep you from going to your heaven. BUT, if you’re attending a FREE PUBLIC SCHOOL here in America, you better stand your little behind up and show a little respect for the greatest country in the word! Cuz if you don’t like it, by all means, LEAVE!

Next, who in the hell shoots cops to prove a point?

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… but Thank God we have such dedicated men and women willing to risk their lives every day to save ours.

And finally, about the American Democracy; it’s simple. You like something, vote for it. You don’t like something, vote against it…  AND if you lose, SUCK IT UP AND DEAL WITH IT HOSS, that’s why it’s called a democracy!

Here’s some advice for da haters out there:

Da First Amendment gives you da right to free speech, but dat don’t mean you got to talk about everything and everyone.

Da Second Amendment gives you da right to bear arms, but dat don’t give you da right to shoot nobody if you ain’t in danger.  

We’re suppose to live is a civilized country and to me, dat means if you disagree with main stream America, protest peacefully, become an activist or start your own damn advice column, like me! BUT don’t start no damn riot, burn down a city or hurt people.

Well, I got a lot more to say, but FACE won’t give me no more space. Hmmm, you think they trying to discriminate against an ole Cajun women?

Like my friend Ellen say, y’all be kind to one an-utter.

Until next time, Au revoir y’all,

Nettie Mae